An old lady was rowing a wooden boat on a stream when a frog swam up to her and yelled, “Mistress! Mistress! I’m really a handsome prince. Kiss me and we’ll live happily ever after!” The lady put the frog into her pocket and rowed to shore. The frog called out again. “Hey, mistress! I’m really a gorgeous prince.”
Still the lady kept silent and walked down the road towards the country. The frog was getting annoyed at being ignored. “Why do you not want to kiss me? I told you I am a handsome prince.”
" Listen, young man,” the old lady eventually answered. “I’m eighty years old. At this point in my life, I would rather have a talking frog!”.