February 6, 2012

SmaRT AnSweRs To SimPLe QuEsTioNS

Smart answers  to simple questions..

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM
But he didn't answer any question wrong!!


Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
     @ his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
     @ at the bottom of the page.
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
     @ liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
     @ marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
     @ exams
Q6.   What can you never eat for breakfast?
     @ Lunch and dinner
Q7.  What looks like half an apple?
      @The other half
Q8.  If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
      @ It will simply become wet
Q9.  How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
      @ No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
      @ You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples 
        and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?
      @ Very large hands
Q12.  If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
         four men to build it?
       @ No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13.  How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
       anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.


Heard after reading this, examiner fainted!


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5 comments:

Deru Ombak said...

Hehehe... Brilliant..!

||aLeaSaRa|| said...

so funny...yg x blh blah soalan yg ni dia gi jawab;

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
@ You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.

hehehhee :)

Kalamhati said...

hahaha very clever!

anisalya said...

hahaha... kelakar la sape yg jwb tu. tp btl la kan? cm tak menepati syarat je.

Papa Mifz said...

muahaha....jawapan betul cumo tak tepat...hehe

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