First guy (proudly) : My wife is an angel.
Second guy : You're lucky. Mine is still alive.
A woman is looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
" I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
The husband replies, "Your eyesight's almost perfect, darling!"
FOOLAfter a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you." The husband replied, " Yes dear. But I was in love and didn't notice."
PUNCTUATION IS POWERFULAn English professor wrote the words " A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it.
All the males in the class wrote, " A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote, " A woman: without her, man is nothing."