DeFiNiTioNs

Have you heard of Ah Kok applying to medical school to become a doctor? Needless to say, he never made it. Do you know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam:

        Antibody - against everyone

        Artery - the study of painting

        Bacteria-back door to a cafeteria

        Caesarean section-a district in Rome
        Cardiology-advance study of poker playing

        Cat scan- searching for lost kitty

        Chronic- neck of crow

        Coma- punctuation mark

        Cyst-short for sister
        Diagnosis-person with slanted nose
        Dislocation- in this place

        Enema-not a friend

        Fake labour- pretending to work

        Genes - blue denim

        Hernia- she is close by

        Impotent-distinguished/well-known

        Lactose-people without toes

        Labour pain-hurt at work

        Microbes-small dressing gown

        Obesity-city of Obe

        Proteins- in favour of teens

        Red blood count- Dracula

        Secretion- hiding anything

        Tablet- small table

        Urine- opposite of you're out

        Varicose- very close

ADOPTED FROM: HE WHO LAUGHS, LASTS! (BY DAVID TONG)