November 25, 2010

DeFiNiTioNs

Have you heard of Ah Kok applying to medical school to become a doctor? Needless to say, he never made it. Do you know why?

These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam:

        Antibody - against everyone
        Artery - the study of painting
        Bacteria-back door to a cafeteria
        Caesarean section-a district in Rome
        Cardiology-advance study of poker playing
        Cat scan- searching for lost kitty
        Chronic- neck of crow
        Coma- punctuation mark
        Cyst-short for sister
        Diagnosis-person with slanted nose
        Dislocation- in this place
        Enema-not a friend
        Fake labour- pretending to work
        Genes - blue denim
        Hernia- she is close by
        Impotent-distinguished/well-known
        Lactose-people without toes
        Labour pain-hurt at work
        Microbes-small dressing gown
        Obesity-city of Obe
        Proteins- in favour of teens
        Red blood count- Dracula
        Secretion- hiding anything
        Tablet- small table
        Urine- opposite of you're out
        Varicose- very close

ADOPTED FROM: HE WHO LAUGHS, LASTS! (BY DAVID TONG)

2 comments:

Gentleman Frog said...

Salam,

he can still join bulan sabit merah.

whitecappuccino said...

>>GF: wslm..yeah..that's a good idea..

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