January 9, 2011

SaMpLe Of OffiCiAL MoDeRn RePLy To OffiCiAL MoDeRn LoVe LeTTeR

Continuation of  previous entry.

Dear Adrian,

Please refer to your letter dated today.  I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance.  However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance.  Promotional prospects are to be to my satisfaction.  However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous.  I also need to be assured that there is sufficient  security with regards to this commitment.  If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards.

Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP' I shall be entertaining.  In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order, and nothing less than a Jaguar is to be expected. 

Please also note that there should  be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself.  If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest.  Please also note that my sister is happily engaged.

Yours perhaps,
Annie

adopted and adapted from: Laughter the best Malaysian

9 comments:

Ayuni said...

hikhik, kind of ironic...

whitecappuccino said...

@Ayuni: :) yeah, should read the previous entry too..

nur said...

nice..
http://farahuhibbuislam.blogspot.com/2011/01/blog-post.html

rizwan's sweetheart said...

fda baca setiap entry akak... :))

sissyira said...

salam

hahaha....ada juga mcm ni.

Gentleman Frog said...

salam,

better like this then just give away with 3gp clips recorded.

SOS CAP CICAK

Siti Safiyyah said...

hehe agak2 ade tak orang buat mcm ni skang? gune surat rasmi nak luahkan perasaan? :)

FeeZ~Hafizah~cucuatokaji said...

wahhh romantik terserlah walaupun amat rasmi..hehehe...leh tru gak idea ni..hik3

Lulu caldina said...

suka mnm cappuccino eh?

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